perhaps I'm just cranky, but really, WTF

I am, as of yet, unschooled in the lingo of 'skate city' but I am generally aware that refugee status is given to those fleeing danger (often on foot) with the bare minimum of things that they have access to.

However, should you be on the run and not able to part with anything except the kitchen sink, you can stuff this bag (retailing for $140.00), called the 'Element Refugee Wheeled Bag' with your "favorite T-shirts, skate pants, and maybe a few pairs of extra undies, and embark on the vacation of a lifetime. This carry-on luggage has two compartments to keep you organized, plenty of pockets, including a mesh one for your stinkables, and super durable skate wheels that can take the knocks of constant travel." {emphasis added, by author. Meant to express extreme displeasure with word choice of manufacturer}